rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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