Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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