where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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