my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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