hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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