You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What a dumb baby whore.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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