If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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