If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Never let your siblings swipe right.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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