i jhust puked up my retainher.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He has the fingertips of a God
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