its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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