If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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