Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry horses hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(862): View more from New Jersey

:( I miss blowjobs.

(973): View more from New Jersey

This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

Fav 22 3176 1105
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.

(203): View more from Connecticut

Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.

Fav 54 5569 1392
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(647): View more from Ontario

Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.

Fav 7 1113 2344
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.

Fav 0 672 439
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(347): View more from New York

Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free

Fav 1 9 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT