it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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