i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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