My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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