you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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