Yo dont text me then not text me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
PANTIES FOUND
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