But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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