North Korea, Best Korea!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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