Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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