We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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