Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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