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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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