Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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