super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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