ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
