My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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