And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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