obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She bit a glass in half.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Randomize
