Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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