we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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