Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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