It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Couch. On fire.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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