I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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