i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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