I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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