Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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