We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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