everyone is single if you try hard enough
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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