New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
