Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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