Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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