Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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