well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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