yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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