But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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