i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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