Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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