Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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