how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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