There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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